Things I am learning as I write:

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-- That which hides a bloke's wedding tackle is a gaff. They are not exactly cheap, so if Philip were to tear one off Finn's body in a fit of lust, Finn would very likely ask him to replace it.
-- Philip is what's known as a bear, though he'd never self-identify as such. He's your man's man: affectionate to loved ones but gruff on the outside, drinks only marginally less than he fights, tinkers with just about everything. He won't shave anything but his face, and God help you if you get near him with body wax.
-- Speaking of hair removal methods: electrolysis is slow and painful. Finn, if he really wants it all gone (or significant parts thereof) would look at lasering, since he's a pale brunette. If he had been a tanned blonde, he would have been cautioned against the procedure by any dermatologist worth hir salt. Lasering isn't 100%, either; some hair will come back far lighter and thinner.
-- Dubai, as part of the United Arab Emirates, does indeed have an emir and not a sheik.